You can buy the stink bombs, little glass vials. About 5 minutes before the start, walk around (there are hoardes of people walking around so wear a suit and you'll fit in) and drop one every 50 feet, they hit the floor silently and someone will step on them. After 3/4 way around, calmly walk out. The whole place will stink up and they'll have to empty the place out.
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How To Enjoy Assemblies By Being Rebellious
by metatron in1. go out to lunch at every session.
bring back bags of fast food that say "burger king".
or "mcdonalds" on them.
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Protesting at the District Convention
by TweetieBird ini heard through the grapevine that someone took out a permit to protest at the upcoming district convention in san diego.
i can remember years ago (when still a believing dub) seeing protesters at the convention and always thought to myself, "what poor deluded souls.
" all it did was confirm to me how thankful i was to know the truth and how sad that satan had gotten to them.
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Most protesters I saw were hippies that dressed like crap. Certainly people that looked like they didn't have their crap together. Why not have well dressed protesters? Wearing nice suits, no beards, no tatoos visible and nothing outrageous where the average dub can look at them and identify.
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Fashion in men's bathing suits...
by JH ini remember many years ago, men here in quebec all wore tiny speedo bathing suits.
our summers are so short, and it seemed normal to want a small bathing suit so as to tan the most possible.
when i went to beaches in the us, i noticed that most americans didn't wear such tiny bathing suits.
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G Money
Go to hollister or abercrombie. Girls know fashion so ya wanna look good.
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G Money
I'm dead sexy. 1.87, 95 kilos, tanned, blue eyes, what else could you ask for? Also quite the stallion. jajajaja
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I was molested for 4 years.
by Adonis inwow.
i have been carrying my secret for 12 long years.. i told my wife long ago that i was once a witness.
i told her how i was exiled from the congragation 12 years ago after a bout of domestic violence between me and my unbelieving father.
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Taping the phone call is a crime as there is a "reasonable expectation of privacy" as well as laws prohibiting it in the California Penal Code. Better to meet her in a public place and then tape the conversation as there is no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public place. Your illegal tape may be thrown out as evidence.
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Is my cat Gay now?
by Sparkplug innot that there is anything wrong with it and i would love him if he is....but.....my daughter told me today that i made my cat gay by naming him tinkerbell.
then today i cut his nuts off.
gotta do these things ya know!!
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My son said I was gay because I wanted to kiss him and he said kissing boys made me gay. 2 weeks later he recanted and said daddies don't count. Go figure, kids...!!! jajaja
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He is playin it up for publicity. This is a criminal who has lied before. The news shows love hype. Who knows the real truth. There were many holes in the story if you looked for them.
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Strangest thing you were called on the carpet for.
by Icansaylucky ini would like to hear some of the strangest or most ridiculous thing you got in trouble with the elders for.
here is mine.. back in the early 70's i was married at the age of 18, typical witness thing to do.
my husband who was 6 years older than i ruled me like a overly strict father.
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Got all my privileges taken away, without notice or warning for riding in my friends patrol car once a month and getting into high speed chases. Not like anyone gets shot around here and I had a gun next to me.
All for spending quality time for a friend and having some fun experiences. Arrested an elder's son for being on LSD and graffiti. hahaha -
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What movies make you think of the Borg?...
by Hecklerboy ini was watching a great sci-fi movie the other day (chronicles of riddick) and there was a phrase in the movie that jumped out at me.
a soldier was being promoted and he said the phrase "obedience without question, loyalty till underverse comes".
i thought "wow, just replace underverse with armageddon and that sound just like the witnesses".
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I concur about the Village. It started out for good reasons but ended up with deception to trick people into beleiving one thing "for their own good."
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If you have an ACCENT how are you treated?
by ChrisVance ini have lived in mexico for almost two years.
i have always been fascinated by languages so when i retired from the state of washington at age 50 and had the opportunity so go to college i majored in spanish.
i didn't go to college when i was young for the usual dub reason.
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Or you can adopt a Spanish accent from Spain and refuse to use their ghetto idiomatic expressions.
Joder!!! jajaja